Lost your skilled engineering job? The local factory closed down? Worry not. You can now have a job that allows you to work out doors and keep fit by moving about (no unhealthy sitting at a desk). Become an “influencer” and learn how to focus consumer attention on key product demographics and drive customer footfall through key profit centres.

• No previous experience required.
• Full training
• advertising sign pole provided.

Welcome to the world of zero hours contracts and minimum wage jobs where skilled staff are replaced by ever increasing automation and smart AI. But fear not if you are looking for work as there are a host of new low skill, low pay “service industry” jobs, which is lucky, as you will need to work at least two jobs to make ends meet.